Translation

30 January 2009

Speaker Pelosi is for Soylent Green

Speaker Pelosi says that contraception will help the economy:

STEPHANOPOULOS: Hundreds of millions of dollars to expand family planning services. How is that stimulus?

PELOSI: Well, the family planning services reduce cost. They reduce cost. The states are in terrible fiscal budget crises now and part of what we do for children's health, education and some of those elements are to help the states meet their financial needs. One of those - one of the initiatives you mentioned, the contraception, will reduce costs to the states and to the federal government.

STEPHANOPOULOS: So no apologies for that?

PELOSI: No apologies. No. we have to deal with the consequences of the downturn in our economy.

(quote at 1:19)

What the liberal media doesn't want you to know is this: she wants to subsidize soylent green with the current stimulus bill.

She proposes that when senior citizens reach 75 years old and enter the hospital for any reason, they will be drafted for soylent green duty.

Behind closed doors, President Obama was asked his opinion. He said, "I don't know when human life ends. It's above my pay grade."

(This is obviously satire.)

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